So let's start properly. Clean slate of...stuff. Fresh sheet of paper. New block of cheese. You get the general idea.

I'm not going to tell you my name. Ok, I am. But only the first letter: 'N'. No, hang on, what the hell is the point of that. My name is Nada. There. Happy?

I'm twenty one years old, but people regularly think I'm about eighteen. I do not complain, until someone tells me I'm fourteen or TWELVE like two people did. I demonstrated that gritted teeth grin, you know those ones, the grin in which your routinuely thinking 'Oh, what I'd love to do to your smirking face with a cheese grater'.

I am a creative thinker, maker, dealer, breaker and all that jazz.

I'm not fat (yet) but I'm a lazy individual right now. It's presently a sunday and really if God made this the day of alledged rest, then rest I shall! In large quantities! God must have foretold that clubbing nights would land on a Saturday, thereby including the day of rest (Not that I'm religious. Plus if it were me, God would not be God. God would be Goddess: A raving jolly black woman, with a powerful, gorgeous gospel voice who would state in one of the ten commandments 'Thou shalt boogie on down tonight')

If you really want to know all that bezazzal about my interests and dislikes and all that garbage, forward me a note, and I'll scribble it back to you.

Oh and I live in England. Don't even get me started about the rain and the expense of this place. No wonder the U.K has more psychologists then all of Europe...It's what I heard. Nice grass though. Not brown and craggy, that's about what is really good with this country.

My myspace is by the way www.myspace/com/minnglynn_rise.

Facebook is average and not as tangeable as Myspace in the design aspect. Believe me, it's not. Myspace is THE shit. Facebook is good for Newspaper/Newsround updates that are live, it seems. And yes I do have an account with Facebook, but like they say: 'If you can't beat 'em', join 'em. To my dismay.

and that's THE end.

Much love xxx